Hey guys. I’m currently in Florianopolis, Brasil. Where the weather is sunny and THONG THONG TH-TH-Thong THONG! The women are simply stunning. I never thought I’d actually see Asian chicks with asses.

The cool thing about Florianopolis is that it’s a rich resort. Tons of people speak English so I haven’t had to deal with as many frustrations as I did with the rest of South America. Although I’ve been told that the girls here weren’t as friendly as other parts of Brasil. Not sure how true this is because damn near every set I’ve opened has been warm and friendly. If the girls are friendlier elsewhere then I imagine they’d take you in, feed you dinner, then blow you under the table (Hmm…I have heard of those places here.)
Anyhoot…
I was at the bus stop with my wing, Brasil Pirate, when I saw a petite, black chick with curly hair standing by herself. I asked her what time it was and she told me…in perfect English! “Oh! You speak English!” I said. She said you had spend time in the US and many other countries. I told her about my South American travels and joked about how I was surfing on the sidewalk because there’s been so much rain here lately. Then I asked her where she has traveled. America, Germany…and China! “Do you speak Chinese?” I inquired. Then I started speaking to her in Chinese. To my surprise she replied back and we had a full conversation in Chinese. Having commonalities like this is fucking killer.
Soon the bus same and we both got on. We stand up and continue our conversation. A good sign since there was an empty chair for her to sit next in. I told her it was cool if she said but she insisted on standing. I told her about how my love for foreign places started when I moved out of America when I was 12. She told me she was born in Brasil and left for Germany when she was three years old. After that she moved to China.
“I bet you’re going to meet a Brasilian guy and had 20 Brasilian children…all of whom will be boys. You’ll have your own Brasilian soccer team!” She laughed and said she rather move to China and meet a
Chinese guy. SCORE!
Then I ran the cube on her. She was really into it and closed her eyes to visualize. I got to the flowers when the bus got to my stop. “Damn, looks like I can’t finish the test.” Brasil chick looked really disappointed. That’s when Pirate informed me that we were getting off on another stop. Cool. False take away.
I finish the Cube and asked her if she really wants to know the results. She was practically begging me to know the meaning. I tell her, being sure to ask questions to draw out the conversation longer. Then I number close and ask her where she’s staying. Same area as me. Logistics. Check. We end up getting off at the same stop.
As we were about to part, I could see her giving me the doggy dinner bowl eyes and she said she would call me.
The next night I give her a call. Turns out she lives about a 20 minute walk to me but agrees to walk to my location. I see her and immediately pick up her and spin her in circles then carried her across the street. After I put her down, I run the trust test and say good when she follows my movements.
We sit at a park bench and I tell her about my family. She tells me a bit about her daughter. Now I know she fucks. I start to wonder how old she is and joke about how she’s probably only 16. Ahh, she’s 25. Then I bounce to a bar. Brasil girl is worried and says beer is expensive. Don’t worry babe, I’ll take care of it. At the bar my hero story comes out and I saw she was touched by it.
I find out she lives with her sister and brother in law. Big sister is pretty conservative and my girl has a curfew. Alright, gotta wrap this one up quick. I seed in taking a walk on the beach and we leave. As we walk she tells me how she plans to move out with a couple of gay guys. Perfect time to tell my non-judgmental story about stumbling into a gay bar (Why do all the guys have their shirts off?) and hooking two guys up.
She grabs my hand and I know it’s on. I stop, give her laser guys, pull her in and we kiss. I toss her off of me and say that’s enough. Then push her against a wall and make out some more. Just to be safe I run Strawberry Fields. Then seed in pictures at my place.
Pull her into the pad, show pictures, make out some more, and carry her into my bedroom.


These lay reports would be 100% better with pics!
Dude, why the heck are running strawberry fields on her when she’s ready to get dirty, just go fuck her. Those routines are for american girls not brasilians!
Better safe then sorry I say.